Man, fuck cucumbers.
I've been gardening this summer, in planters, on my porch. I've been doing pretty well:
Yeah, it's pretty rockin. I'm particularly proud of my basil and rosemary plants. Thyme has been a challenge, but I think I'm getting the hang of it. I love going outside as I'm preparing dinner to get my spices and prune my plants. My chicken tastes better and my plants are mostly flourishing.
I'm also doing pretty well with some of the veggies I'm growing. My peppers are kicking some ass, as are my tomato plants.
But my cucumbers?
Ugh. My cucumbers. I had four seedlings. One is doing well. One has died.
This is probably mainly because I don't really know how to garden. This is king of a grow-as-I-go type of thing. But still - it needs full sun, I give it full sun. It needs water, I give it some goddamn water. This plant is a hater.